Celebrity Jeopardy! Fever Dream (2)

“So, let’s get right to it. Where is it? It used to be right there.” It’s hard to tell where exactly she’s pointing, but we know she is pointing at Trebek.

“Mrs. Walters, I refuse to answer questions I don’t ask and you don’t get wrong on my own program. I respect your journalistic drive and curiosity, but I just asked you a question. Let me repeat: Aristotle said that an ancient Athenian law made uprooting one of these trees punishable by death.”

“What is where the fuck is your mustache, Trebek?”