Crowdsourcing #2

Things you actually said as a result of me asking politely for you to move after forcefully squeezing yourself into the 2” space between myself and the person in front of me:

1. “It’s a show, it’s supposed to be uncomfortable.”

2. “It’s my life, it’s my body and I don’t give a shit about anyone else around me.”

3. “Fuck these bitches.” Bonus: “OMG, I am basking, like seriously basking in awe right now.” (Probably not directed at me)