Things I’ve Heard While I Had My Eyes Closed on the Train

“I looked around for you guys for like tenfuckingminutes!”
“Pull some Tony Hawk shit, man.” “Girl, let me show you.”
“I don’t usually get home past curfew, but they don’t notice anyways.”
“Hi, my name is Karen!”
“Good luck.”
“You watch Doctor Who?”
“Motherfucker, I’m an outlaw!”
“Uh, Jr. Chicken, whatever.”
“Why did you even bring your bike?”
“He is good to me, it’s just––I don’t know.”
“I really just need a moment.”