Celebrity Jeopardy! Fever Dream (3)

“Don Cheadle is in the lead with $30,550,004.”
Don smiles. It’s a large smile that captures the attention of the other contestants. K.D. Lang looks to be in a state of euphoria while Arthur, the small animated aardvark, seems startled. Trebek walks up to Cheadle’s podium, asks politely, then promptly kisses him on the mouth. Their hands move furiously over each others bodies. In moments their shirts are off, revealing a large tribal tattoo that winds up Trebek’s arm like a snake before cascading down his back in a rush of thick black lines. Cheadle moans as Trebek takes him in his mouth and we cut to a commercial.