The camera pans around the set. We see the host, the studio audience, and a pigeon perched on the lighting rig above the contestants. It waddles back and forth. No one notices it but us. Does it have a growth on its leg? It’s hard to tell now that the tracking on the television is off. The bird seems to be thinking, its head tilted back in that position that people think in sometimes. Does having your head back like that help you think? I try it and don’t notice any immediate results. The pigeon falls from the lighting rig and lands on Winona Ryder’s podium. It is either dead or still deep in thought. Either way it doesn’t matter because Winona immediately picks it up and bites into its flesh, blood and feathers dripping from her face.