Timbaland’s new remix of the Jeopardy theme song is distracting the contestants. The fresh, catchy hooks are causing John McCain to dance instead of think. He grinds up on Sally Jesse Raphael and then Michael Clarke Duncan grinds up on McCain. They start to sweat. The lights are pulsing, the timer expires, none of them have answered the Final Jeopardy question, and none of them care.